The newspaper called my father a Tonsorial Expert and a Smiling Gentleman My father whose head is like a Christmas tree lot on New Year's Day and whose mouth was like a rainbow photographed in sixty-four shades of gray but that might have been my fault even at six that might have been my fault
He had done a nice job of hairstyling according to the pleased customer, Mr. Holmes just as he would do a nice job of mopping floors and a nice job of rewiring classrooms and a nice job of growing weaker each day growing hunched like an unused fishhook but that might have been my fault even now that might have been my fault