Ha, was that ever funny!
Man, that was even more hilarious,
You crack me up.
That girl did look like a primate!
Oh wait, you have a serious issue you’d like to talk about?
Yeah right, you’re joking.
What do you mean you’re going through something right now?
No way, just entertain me.
Your feelings are hurt?
Come on make me laugh!

Look at that girl, what a monkey!
What do I look like with my ears poked out and eyes crossed?
Like her!?!
Hey, I'm afraid that I...
What do you mean you don’t want to hear about it?
Well, I will listen to your cries.
Where is the sympathy I get?
Can I at least get it off my chest?
I know I gag a lot but-but…

I want to be taken,
Serious.