Come sit down my child whilst I tell you a little story, about the son who was a wicked boy and how he fell from glory.
It was upon a dark Sunday evening betwixt the eleventh hour and the twelfth, that our young boy paid a fleeting visit to his sister, who was very ill of health.
Suffering, and weak with scabies, pale skinned and lay bare on her bed, thy demonic *******, was excited by her submission, so laid her 'til she was dead.
And upon the following morning, there was not a sound of his grieving but that of his tired yawning,
as he put back on his clothes wiped up the fingerprints and carefully cleaned up her robes.
Because even he knew that this secret little interest was an illegal, sordid, act of malicious ****** -
And so, seven long days after, at the funeral he paid his dutiful respects to the girl he'd fantasised about for countless years -
grinning sickly on the inside, but still managing a few small tears.