This bar of soap has been in my mouth for far too long. Foul words do not become encapsulated by bubbles, nor does bubble language follow intrinsic guidelines as much as it may be visceral. In all actuality it is simple chalk on simple sidewalks that wait for gray clouds to release their collective and wash away the different colors into a storm drain that teenagers throw garbage into.
At this point it's knowing which soap tastes the best, and hoping and praying that a single curly hair is not lingering.