A bored board waits in the sun doing its best to seep sap in an attempt at levity for when the beer-bellied red-faced foreman comes ‘round to gather materials he will be coated in tar – four inches wide and 12 feet long the bored board waits for the crow daily this magnificent bird gently lights on the edge leaving a special present for anyone not paying attention when they round the corner – cut from a mighty elm, the bored board listens to the sounds of beeping when the forklift backs up the soft wind breezing through the skeleton muffled yelling from the plumbers, deep beneath the foundation and the constant hollering of that despicable man in charge – the bored board picks its moment as the hostile crew boss passes witnessing the smear of crow **** and a handful of pitch a deep feeling of satisfaction