Hey there mister,
How'd you'd get that hook?
I got it out at sea,

There was a fun loving *****,
With a rusty wrench,
Telling me where I couldn't be.

Hey there mister,
How'd you get that patch?
I got it out at sea,

There was an unfed parrot,
With a ***** mouth,
Who plucked it out of me.

Hey there mister,
Where'd you get that peg leg?
Let me guess,
Out at sea?

Well I lost my leg,
Up in Winnipeg,
When I was run over by a taxi.