Then go ask the long-tongued liar.

You may not get the answer you're looking for,
but I guarantee the story will be great.
He'll ***** with your head,
bend your mind into shapes
you can't even begin to imagine.

He will lead you through the door.
Like the poor lamb to slaughter.
He has the creativity to
send you on a perilous journey
for nothing in particular.

But cursed of all,
he can make you think
that he was right.
And you were wrong
for the entire time.

Be warned.
He is no gentleman
when it comes to
head games and mind tricks.

His hands, you
will easily slip through.
And you will not be able to
crawl back if what he said
was true.

The question is,
can you keep up with
his racing trains of thought?