I don't carry my home
and i'm more chartreuse
than green

Metaphorically though
I have some very turtlish
qualities

I retreat to my shell
when confronted
and i'm low on the food chain

I'm wary of those who fly
they might pick me up
only to drop me
and **** a tragedian

I hate lettuce
though so
do snapping turtles
eat meat

not important
so ah
**** turtles.