I do not pretend to think That I could attract the attentions Of such a man as whom could love me I do not pretend to know That such a man could exist As to see right through to my soul I do not pretend to believe That I could ever be happy For I am destined for loneliness I do not pretend at all To be one of the lucky women To gain the attentions of a gentleman For I do not believe one exists And I do not believe that if he did He would ever, ever choose me