I used to love drinking and I think you had a thing for vomiting. You were always on drugs, until the end of last summer. From that point on I've only shared one glass of champagne with you. We were both high when we first kissed and neither of us have smoked **** since.

We have been on a much heavier drug from that night on.

(Or at least I like to think so even though you always say you only quit because you can't afford smoking these days)