I've been contemplating suicide, as of late. Not your standard, bullet to the brain, ending ones physical existence, type of suicide. No, I'm considering something... more direful. I'm going to commit a writers' suicide. I'll start by deleting my various internet caches, like the bat of an eye they'll all disappear. Blink, blink, blink! For extra measure, I'll stick an Ice pick through this computer, then sink it, in the lake. I'll follow that up, by dissolving my pens in a vat of acid. To the wood chipper! Go the pencils. I'll have a bonfire, burn all the physical text I have, and every single scrap of blank paper, within reach. To finish it off, I'll break my thumbs, pull out my own tongue. Is a writer really alive, without his word?