If you need a replacement I'm yours If you need a new best friend I'm yours If you need a distraction I'm yours If you need an escape plan I'm yours
I'm here when you have nothing better to do I'm here when your worlds at its worst If you need a cheap laugh, I'm your buddy. Or a waste of you money, just call me
I'm your "better things to do" on your Saturday night Than hang with your girl or your fam I'm your "I'll be there later" and soon you'll forget Cause you're lost in your own little land
When you're low on money, I'm splitting When you're full of it I'm by your side Which you won't cause your job you are quitting You can't get up to get there on time
I'm your friend when you leave all your others To hang out with me and get through The **** that your life has been turned to Who am I? Dear friend, I am you.