Woken, I push my start button and reboot to the shower For breakfast a bowl of italics, **** no milk, memory needs upgrading Then to my automated job in my automated life My thoughts are in word ,then filed in documents My moods change with every toolbar, features and characters I choose daily from my vast database At 8.59 and 58 seconds precisely I am surfing That vast blackness of space, I am never alone Our names are inscribed on the dark side of the moon On the super highway at full throttle of 32mb My attention was distracted by a **** blue from clip art Suddenly I did not see a stationary font (size 28) After the crash they laid me out on a spreadsheet My life deleted, my soul sent to the recycle bin.