Tongue in cheek I detest you
Hand over foot
Make a peep toots
And I promise I'll molest you
Bad tact I'm a cesspool
Festering in the nestle of your daughter's
well developing breasts
Everyday I follow her home from school
This unnerving pervert unearthing fervor
making ya catatonic &
giving your heart murmurs
Nurture the thought
It's just the tip
(Of the iceberg)
Gotta stir the paint before you make a mural
Ma'am, I'll purloin your ham purse until my burial
Don't be a sourpuss
It's final
I'm vile
And I swear I'm not a pedophile.
Want some candy?