Fury said to a fish, "I've a whim and a wish: let us both go to war; you shall fight against me. Come, I must make a stand: we shall fight on the land, and if you insist we shall fight on the sea." Said the fish to the cat, "The result of this spat will be nothing but bubbles to mark where you sank." "I'll be gun, I'll be bomb," said the cunning old tom, "and I'll target my missiles and blow up your tank."