Surprise, surprise, surprise,
She is a three kid ******.
Her petite, little rich friend, with nice ****. is a paid FBI informant.
Setting up her friends like shots of J.D. with cop induced ***** logic.
They flaunt their facebook status; as ultra cool, cutting edge, The next best thing.
Hollow brained  hipsters, with dead eyes, and great *****.
They all try to be the same,
like some sort of mandatory social ritual,
played like bankrupt Russian Roulette.
They succeed magnificently in conformity
Only usurped by one thing:
Stupidity.