Maynard the Martyr moored in the marshland misrepresented and misinformed much maligned melancholy misfortunate and small-minded unmotivated a real Melvin – macho magpies munch mangos and marshmallows in the moonlight mired in muck and mud misshapen mutated malformed mushrooms manifest momentarily mocking Miss Marple – marbleized Maples mobilize marching to madness in moccasins across Morocco to Monico or Mexico perhaps Montana?