walking through the park people watching eyeing the entertainment a clown twisting balloons into obscure shapes and telling people 'it's a dog' or 'it's a monkey' and those same people grinning enthusiastically and exclaiming 'it is, it is!!!' while walking away pulling junior by his arm scolding 'hurry up' the balloon lasts 5 minutes usually less before junior trying to choke the 'doggie' busts the balloons...
...and then we're left with a screaming crying toddler great
i turn my attention to the pond ducks, geese, a swan or two (i think) moving gracefully on the water until one duck smaller than the rest starts quacking anxiously obviously distressed and i turn to see it caught up in a tangle of discarded fishing twine his terror obviously alarming the others and then there's a spectacle of quaking, splashing birds and people while a few good hearted samaritans rush to save the duck eventually a beat cop arrives shooing people away while saving the day using his handy sport knife to cut away the twine and set the bird free taking a small bow to the crowd of people cheering
moving along i come to a street vendor selling ice cones, pop, cotton candy and popcorn so i stop for a small ice cone blue treating myself walking along enjoying the scene i notice a few kids laughing and pointing i shrug it off until a kindhearted old lady offers 'your face is blue, dear' taking out my compact mirror i do see that my face is indeed blue the ice cone which i unceremoniously dump into the next waste bin trying in vane to scrub the blue off of my face with a slowly shredding napkin i take the path to the nearest exit out of the park
so much for a relaxing stroll in the park on a beautiful spring day.