the ******* cops are ******* keen

to ******* keep it ******* clean

the ******* chief's a ******* swine

who ******* draws a ******* line

at ******* fun and ******* games

the ******* kids he ******* blames

are nowehere to be ******* found

anywhere in chicken town

the ******* scene is ******* sad

the ******* news is ******* bad

the ******* **** is ******* turf

the ******* speed is ******* surf

the ******* folks are ******* daft

don't make me ******* laugh

it ******* hurts to look around

everywhere in chicken town

the ******* train is ******* late

you ******* wait you ******* wait

you're ******* lost and ******* found

stuck in ******* chicken town

the ******* view is ******* vile

for ******* miles and ******* miles

the ******* babies ******* cry

the ******* flowers ******* die

the ******* food is ******* muck

the ******* drains are ******* ******

the colour scheme is ******* brown

everywhere in chicken town

the ******* pubs are ******* dull

the ******* clubs are ******* full

of ******* girls and ******* guys

with ******* ****** in their eyes

a ******* bloke is ******* stabbed

waiting for a ******* cab

you ******* stay at ******* home

the ******* neighbors ******* moan

keep the ******* racket down

this is ******* chicken town

the ******* train is ******* late

you ******* wait you ******* wait

you're ******* lost and ******* found

stuck in ******* chicken town

the ******* pies are ******* old

the ******* chips are ******* cold

the ******* beer is ******* flat

the ******* flats have ******* rats

the ******* clocks are ******* wrong

the ******* days are ******* long

it ******* gets you ******* down

evidently chicken town