Goliath never Praised his wife, Never said He loved her. He came up short Of his intent, She felt more worthy, Had to vent, So stole off from The Philistine camp, Crossed the sands Like a vamp, To join Israelites Preparing For the final fight.
A challenge Came From the Giant, To send out one To die defiant. David rose In shepherd's clothes, Goliath's wife Lay near. When David reached For shield and spear, She handed him A bra. Her over the shoulder Boulder holder Had Philistines guffaw. Her Double D's, Once there to please, Brought Goliath Grovelling To his knees. He lopped off Goliath's head, Enjoyed the same Back in bed.
The lesson taught?
It doesn't matter, Tall or not, Be sure to Tell your wife She's hot!