In your ’97 Mercury, that grumbles like an arthritic old mare at every cautious nudge of her gas pedal, evoking the utterance of “easy now, girl” at least twice a commute, we’ll journey haphazardly to wherever I-675 spits us back out.
With whiny indie music harping cumbersome lyrics aided by passion-silly guitar solos blaring on ****** speakers, we’ll savor the names of every exit we pass by in defiance; accelerating through sensible opportunities to get gas somewhere and turn back to obligation. Midwestern gypsies, urban nomads, academically-disoriented college students—whatever we are, reveling in the aimless misadventures of going ******* nowhere.
They raised us to pursue infinity, we grew to embrace the absurd; we press our handprints in the sand and thank the gentle tide for letting her shoreline’s scars fade painlessly.