I rolled my ankle last month, but didn't pay much attention to the swelling because it didn't feel like nougat flesh with a pushpin center. It felt like skin, tendons, and fishnet bones. But now, when I make my bed, I have to waste two or three soft pillows at the foot of it. So, I'm left with the burgundy ones from the couch that I tried to patch with boot liner and an eighth-grade comprehension of sewing. I stuck a rat's thimble on my ring finger, so I could push the straw-thin needle through the beefy seam. No such luck. Finished the stitching with a Band-Aid beneath the thimble. And I left the cheetah-print liner hanging off like a piece of skin, hoping it'd fix itself.