If you have never been
you will never know
of the party of parties today

today might be just Tuesday for you

but today
Tuesday in New Orleans
is
******* MARDI GRAS!!

millions upon millions
in one day
parting beyond belief

so much fun
what a blast

a few quick facts;
enough liquor is consumed
in this one day
to float an aircraft carrier

and if you are in the streets after midnight tonight
you go straight to jail,
you do not pass go
you do not collect $200.00 dollars