Sound asleep as he's been for a while Laying by the fire and purring softly In the winter he does nothing Until his brother pats him with a paw And the chase begins Down the hall and up the stairs Over the couch and through the table legs Around chairs they fly All the while making playful noises They use my backpack as a shield My iPad as a launch pad And my notebook as a lancing strip It impedes my ability to do homework And makes me mad But it makes me laugh too