I would rather be single
on Valentines day than be
the object of your obsession
I would rather be heckled
by the critics in the comedy club
that is my love life, than
hear the venom in your voice
through the phone at 3 am
I would rather never get laid
than feel your hands creep
inside my panties again
I would rather drink cheep vodka
than taste the lies in your kisses
I would rather buy my own
flowers than smell your
scent on my favorite bra
I would rather be blind
than see what you call love
I would rather be alone
on Valentines day than
be your bloody valentine