The dragons lair So deep and dark So be careful not to stare Or you may be dragged Into the dragons lair.
When he drags you down He wonders what to do Should he cook you up? Or cut you in two.
Should he cut you into pieces? And stir you in a *** He starts to grin But you beg him to not.
Should he tie you to a wheel? And spin you around Should he grab you with his claws? And smash you to the ground.
Should he burn you to crisp? And blow you away Or should he let you go? And be on your way.
You finally open your mouth And looked into the dragons lava red eyes Then you say let me go and I have a surprise.
You smiled at the dragon Then he smiled back As soon as he put you down You were on the attack. You grabbed your sword And swung and swished But every last hit You terribly missed.
The dreadful deadly dragon frowned for you have betrayed him. Then you thought in your mind Your chances for survival were very very slim.
You then threw down your sword then ran like an coward But the entrance was blocked by the dragons dark wing for it is your final hour your death is all the dragon desired