the real title to this poem is "I Once Listened To The Static On A TV One Dark And Stormy Day Just To See If I Could Hear Anyone Talk To Me. ****. I Was A Lonely Child. (or) The Really Long Title I Can Never Remember (or) Who ******* Cares? (or) The Noise Mission Statement (or) The Over The Years This Poem Will Be Called ... (or) The βWhatever The **** I Want To Call It" Poem."