All the swaying bright green grass And all the tender fruits And every brilliant butterfly With golden wings spotted with dew Every single kitten's purr And fluffy tail of squirrel And hot, yellow summer sun Make nature horrible.
Now, it sounds like I'm depressed Emo, you cloud say. But believe me, I am not I just see things as they are.
The itchy grass gives me a rash Fruit rots, bringing fruit flies, buzzing and nasty. A single butterfly can move a single wing And miles away, that tiny puff of air Turns into a hurricane, destroying lives and homes. And that kitten? Well, it grows up, it scratches you, The cat gets into catfights, scratched and scarred forever In this horrible world. And squirrels are easy prey for viscous dogs and beasts alike Ripping entrails all over your porch, ****** and furry. And that crippling sun! It burns my very flesh! It stings with a scarring pain. And it doesn't stop when I leave the wrath of the blistering ball of fire, I have this burn For weeks and weeks, all over my body! What a cruel reality! I'm staying inside. Nature is horrible.