I was a pimply-faced youngster, fresh from the soot and grime of London’s East End. Removed unexpectedly from the bomb and blast and buzz-bomb of wartime London and deposited precipitately in the midst of South Wales in the heart of rugby-playing country. And I a soccer-playing kid from grubby back streets. What could I know of scrums and back-passes and blindsides?
But I did my best, while ashamed to admit to my ignorance. We put our heads together. I thought it was a team consultation. (They told me later it was a scrum.) Someone shouted “heel”. I thought he was being abusive and the ball was so elusive, and I turned too sharply, and the upper part of my boot detached itself from the lower. (Our budget didn’t run to decent boots!) And the team coach came over to me and said “Didn’t you hear me say ‘heel’?” And I, on the top of my form, replied: “What shall it profit a man to win the whole game, but lose his sole?”
A sudden recollection of an incident - slightly embellished - that occurred some 70 years ago, when I was evacuated from the last-ditch German effort with flying bombs and rockets - but unsuccessfully - to destroy London's morale. I was hastily evacuated to the rugby-playing town of Llanelli where I had to swap soccer for rugby and could never master the art of passing backwards instead of heading directly for goal.