Turns out, I’m an idiot who knows nothing and does no good. I watch the moon go down every couple months to readjust my calendar and pour my non-organic coffee from glass pots made in emerging markets. You may say we’re losing the world or that the Earth should be preserved— Fine. I **** at the feet of your bourgeois children and their plastic, antibacterial lunchboxes. For me there is no world to lose.