Two girls in one room
Is asking for trouble
They'll chew up your money
Then run off to the next fool
On the double it all seems so funny
Asking for trouble
Buy me a beer
Demands the queer
His shoes are all worn
Loves watching porn
Your days are used up
No water in cup
All dogs must die
Cats have nine lives
Retards with one eye
Spy on your pie
Big city is hell
Mother nature knows well
She will outlive us all
We will suffer in the rubble
Asking for trouble...