I pushed aside a plastic box of plastic-backed thumbtacks, a half-roll of Scotch tape, and a paperclipped stack of edited verse to write a letter to you. It went something like this:
Dear Audrey, No, that's too informal. Just her first name would imply our friendship didn't mean anything. What about Dear Mrs. Barber? Way too formal. Like, am I going to follow it with "can Billy come out to play," or "I'm sorry I threw snowballs at the side of your house," or "I apologize for skipping your class to pop Tums in the nurse's office." Maybe Dear Audrey Barber. Something about the sounds doesn't feel right. The Ds and Bs hit the eardrum weird, like marsh- mallows or caramel toffee. They're just too thick. Dear Audrey Sofield Barber, There we go. It's been a pleasure knowing you this past year or so. In a way, I regret being there for the box- moving and the computer troubleshooting, but not for the sidewalk shoveling or book editing. Or driving you to Elmira Corning Airport to pick up your daughter. I'm an English writing tutor here—.
Never mind. How's your book doing? I'm sure it's a hit. Enjoy Hawaii. Sincerely, C. S. Cizek (Christopher)
P. S. I plan to purchase "Wellsboro Roots" over the summer and relive our conversations in Wellsboro over coffee and cheap sugar.