Wise as a foetus
Childish as a grown man
Wise enough to call myself a vegetarian
Then he said,"But sir I need plants."
To which I replied, "But boy I eat plants!!!!"

Wise as a foetus
Childish as a grown man
Wise enough to smoke
But hey ,I guess I'm so happy that I'm visiting my grave way sooner than later
But then again, **** it lets just look cooler

Wise as a foetus
Screaming, "Mama feed us!!!!"
Just so
When I grow up
I want to be a pilot
Just to
Fly right through buildings
Or become a master chef
Like them that are frying people's lungs for a living

I'm so wise.