Side 1 1. "I Lied When I Said (I'd Love You Forever)" 2. "Endearing Habits (Not Quite So Endearing Anymore)" 3. "Take Her, She's Mine" 4. "Two Jokes, One Punchline" 5. "Time Will Tell, You Won't Age Well" 6. "I'm Eatin' Out Tonight"
Side 2 1. "Bedtime Stories (Gettin' Me Off)" 2. "Sit Down, This is Gonna Hurt" 3. "Time (The Master Healer)" 4. "I'm a Grape" 5. "Over the Counter Love Affair" 6. "Master of the Obvious (Pleased to Meet Me"