Edie strolled into the restaurant, her favorite place as a child. The diner was decorated in a 50's theme and looked like it was a drunken night's regurgitation of the one in "Pulp Fiction."
She sat down in front of her father, who had been watching her ever since she pulled up.
"Jesus Christ, Edie. What did those shoes cost you?"
Edie was wearing a pair of pink heels with Louboutin trademark red soles.
"Enough," Edie spat, with obvious contempt for her father's concern.
The waitress approached, sat her plump buttocks on the booth next to Edie's father and took their drink order. Two coffees, two waters, and an orange juice.
"I want you to meet my new girlfriend, Edie."
"What the **** do you mean by that?"
"Have dinner with us."
"No, thanks."
Edie's father took a deep sigh.
"I know this is about your mother---"
Edie threw a ten on the table, and strode quickly to the door. Elvis, Marilyn, and Frank look-a-likes stared curiously at her full-figure.
Edie sank into her car with tears rolling down her cheeks. She drove to a convenience store and purchased two bottles- Tylenol and Jack. She threw a couple swigs of each back and raced towards the Turner Motel, where her next client waited eagerly with a sweaty forehead and a chest panting like a diseased dog.