Yes, it's the fifth in the COUNT ORLOK series!
Ah! Sweet Death comes slowly
to my poor victims,
As I suck their lifeblood
through their gargling screams.
How I enjoy their cries
for mercy and compassion,
Just before I give them
eight inches up the rump.
CHORUS (Sung to the tune of "Rawhide")
Thrusting, thrusting, thrusting,
Though the smell's disgusting
Yeeha!
I'm evil beyond measure
And I gain my evil pleasure
Through rain and wind and weather,
My shit-splattered cock will never
Forget the pangs of pleasure
Inside...inside...
Yeeeeee-Hawwww!!!!"
*[Orlok wipes crap off vampiric dick and flies off,
the wnd whistling through his gaping zip.]*