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Edna Sweetlove
Poems
Jan 2015
A Vampire's Song by COUNT ORLOK the Bat
Yes, it's the fifth in the COUNT ORLOK series!
Ah! Sweet Death comes slowly
to my poor victims,
As I **** their lifeblood
through their gargling screams.
How I enjoy their cries
for mercy and compassion,
Just before I give them
eight inches up the ****.
CHORUS (Sung to the tune of "Rawhide")
Thrusting, thrusting, thrusting,
Though the smell's disgusting
Yeeha!
I'm evil beyond measure
And I gain my evil pleasure
Through rain and wind and weather,
My ****-splattered **** will never
Forget the pangs of pleasure
Inside...inside...
Yeeeeee-Hawwww!!!!"
[Orlok wipes crap off vampiric **** and flies off,
the wnd whistling through his gaping zip.]
#explicit
#humour
#vampires
#******
Written by
Edna Sweetlove
London
(London)
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