I awakened to the humans discussing their evil plans French fries, sweet potato, baked potato, I WOULD SHOW THEM… THE POWER OF POTATOES I said my goodbyes to my mother, as she lay lifeless on the plate I can fly, I can fly, I can fly spread my wings, and FLY LIKE A UNICORN I fell face down on the kitchen ground. EJECT THE HIPPO those were the words I heard last from my humans A hippo fell flat onto me Its dark now.. I feel like mash potatoes my wings are soar my invisible wings are soar the hippo whispered to me you’re gonna go far kid I was about to smile then I realised that he just gave me a song suggestion dang it what could a potato do? I flew up to the human’s room I flew around her room the last words I heard.. were… A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM BEFORE YOU CAME then, I flew into a wall, my ending bitter sweet, but my wish had come true