i will open a lovers insurance company

15 minutes could save you 15% more of your heart

ten dollars a month to make you unafraid
for the assurance that if you ever collide with an oncoming **** at 75 miles an hour,

we will cover the cosmetic damage
remove the dents
paint a smile back onto your license plate
and send you away

i will open a lovers insurance company

put a lock on your heart
and a security system through your veins
so if anyone goes prying and poking into your bloodstream, we will know
like white blood cells, we will race to your aid
stop you from getting too lovesick
all at the small price of ten dollars a month

and if your heart is ever totaled
we will remove it
fill the gaps with money and ice cream and Netflix
(we cant replace hearts, but we can fix them)