Through the darkest, coldest night This house makes so many noises Whose ghost wants to keep me awake? Don't you know I've learned to ignore you? A knock on the ceiling I've heard it before And the creaking sound of Motionless doors What are you trying to tell me Groaning frame Aging timber Fighting for footing on a Faltering foundation You don't want me to know your names, do you Would I recognize them? I lived in this house most of my life And I've believed that demons came along Attached to a woman whose soul had rotted out With her child molesting offspring, Oh yes, demons tired of him And bid him fond adieu As he walked out of the house they soon would call their own I've seen them work their mischief I know they're here I don't let them get to me But the ghost Or the ghosts Are more troubling They make so much noise It's impossible not to notice Almost as impossible to ignore Put on some music Listen real close Beethoven, Mozart Some other ghosts For I do think out specters Enjoy good classical music I know it's just the house settling in Buckling and shifting All houses are alive In that regard It doesn't matter I'm not afraid of ghosts And demons only marginally I know how to get rid of them But exorcisms ain't cheap these days Furthermore the success rate is not encouraging Easier to live with demons and ghosts On the frijid evenings in mid-January As there will be no company