I Think Ziggy’s playing guitar again. And walking on the wild side.
I fancy a walk it’s a fine spring evening. And I’ve kept my self busy with half arsed house cleaning.
Who knows what’s round the corner? What tattered hymns are being hummed from the leopard skin trolley dollies?
Their kneeling for distraught drunken jockeys Discussions which inevitably create fraught tension. That which must be defused
Catch a break brother you’re casting successive **** storms. Throw on the parker and thus to the shelter.
Thirty six and dour and positively *****, Few dollars in the bank.
Show patience and may receive what I deserve. I lean and drool, the swagger of Liam Gallagher and clean my shiny Excalibur.
Indulge the kindness of strangers. The merging of unstable behaviour. Shake the snow globe and set tasers to stun
I talk to the luscious Lucia. Tell her to skip the small talk and let’s get to marinating the pork Another dumb quirk, dumb dirt that comes from my cracked beak. She considerers me flippant and freakish.
I am truly scrooge macduffed She returns to her posh rugby fan with blonde locks and a chin that could hold six pints.
I lay this dog to die and meet some more familiar faces. All the venues are familiar. Avast the putrid fog of masculine sweat, the desperate air of ****** puns that drag and caress us in the arm pit of jacks sick giant.
None of our jokes make any sense and were ducking and diving into primitive offence.
The next few hours are unacceptable and the horror must have me in chained.
If I could describe the rest Charlie Bronson would light my ***. Woke up next day lying on the wing of a Heathrow aeroplane. Without my trousers.
And several tubes in the near regions. And now it come to this. Prison showers and a Glaswegian mans kiss.