RUPERT TAKES YOUR MONEY TO GO ON HOLIDAYS

riupert is stupid isn’t he pat you see he gives you foxtel like a cock that he is he is a spazzo who cares for no poor men like me if ya like foxtel, you are sucking up to rupert yeah and i have the internet, cause i am left leaning and care for the welfare of the poor if you are a foxtel addict and don’t like sport you are sucking up to rupert, yeah, MATE yEAH YOUR A COCK i am a cock, yeah a cock to the rich i am persuading young udders to help the homeless yeah you see rich people haven/t got support from me they just want to sucjk up to rupert buddy i hate fotel, i prefer internet and fetch tv it might be sort of rupert, but it is not you see i am cool, cause i teased the men cause as i say i am growing young i hate rupert, i hate people who say i am a dick cause i am the only one who really really really cares for the poor not like these men who tease in clubs they just wanna budge and then you get a tart who says don’t worry about brian cause brian allan is a cool kid to a muck around and gets teased by whoever who wants to i had fun teasing this man, ,cause it spoiled his perfect little world i frowned at him like a cool kid he frowned at me, like a little angry man i said 100 times i don’t do behaving so if ya want me t6 behave ya can kiss my curvy but, goodbye anyone who gtries to hassle me are all a bunch old cranky remember the song hail to the yobbos the yobbos the yobbos hail to the yobbos and the old misery guts cranky men hail to the yobbos the yobbos the yobbos hail to the yobbos, and the ole cranky misery guts men you see those men just want to be left alone left alone left alone those men just want to be left alone cause they are old misery guts men so i don’t do this behaving myself it is only for nerds i like partying, even if it’s at home if sydney win i will party party party even have a champagne cause that’ll be cool hail to the yobbos the yobbos the yobbos hail to the yobbos and the old cranky man this man at the club said go home and play with ya computer hail he’s old cranky man, who wants none of us young dudes to spoil his perfect little world my middle name is fun, my last name is control you say i am an alien, cause i am an allan alien from the planet fun to help poor handle life who cares about the rich, they have money, duuuudes i am a cool kid to the poor, but if i haven’t got enough money i don’t give, but i am left leaning labor voting HEY TONY ABBOTT GIVE US A GO STOP HELPING THE RICH GET ME ON TV

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