Once upon a time I had a life,
and then I met her....

Jack be nimble Jack be quick,
are the times I ran from her.....

So Cinderella, you lost your slipper,
is that why you were out all night......

Your like the three little pigs,
you go from house to house........

So you were with snow white,
and slept with her seven dwarfs......

How do I know,
the old lady in the shoe, told me so....

You've lost your crown with me........

Your not Bambi, I can kick you out.......

All the kings horses and all the kings men,
can't fix this relationship again.....

I'm little boy blue,
with a life of the blue's with you.....

And we never lived happily ever after.

THE END

Thank god she's gone

Her name was Mary,  
and she was quite contrary and she didn't have a clue

Then she cried wee, wee, wee, all the way back to her home......

For real, she was a stripper........