She lie naked in bed
Feeling naughty and free
Finding the right pose
For him to see
She sipped some more wine
As she watched the bedroom door
All she could hear was her puppy snore
She heard the footsteps
Coming down the hall
She put on her **** smile
And stared casually at the wall
Then the door opened
Oh **** she thought
It was her husband
I'm gonna get caught
He looked at her in shock
Then came the grin
Until the door opened again
This time it was him