if i were a spandexed hero i'd be 'The Human Romance Novel' or 'Mediocre Girl' it would depend on the costume i don't do spandex but if there was a cape a silk cape i'd negotiate for powers i'd have unconditional love but that seems stupid next to a magical golden lasso or x-ray vision or a gold-plated utility belt with gold-plated stretch band and gold-plated throwing stars in the shape of well... stars