a Bachelor of Arts in BS and a backer with a million dollars- See, I had this idea of opening this new concept in restaurants. I am calling it Rent-A-Burger. See , we got this microchip that will wirelessly send the GPS coordinates of the swallower to PayPal and debit their account on the first of every month. It tastes like a pickle so we save money there, also. Then with that fortune I want to open what I call Title ****, which will specialize in loans to strippers,
they have only to give me a demonstrational lap dance for me to verify their assets. It tickles me how so rich I will be.
I got several more ideas of expanding my empire and getting laid.