you broke your arm last week because you fell out of a tree, because you are a ten year old boy. when the bone cracked you cried and were loud as a howler monkey when he can't find any fruit to eat. but now you have your cast on, and you are dangerous and cool. there is a fire of adventure kindled in your eye, right? you will tell the story about how you had to use magazines and rubber bands to hold your arm in place, before you could get to the doctor (don't tell them your dad set the makeshift splint for you. don't tell them how you sobbed through the entire car ride). you can do anything now, daredevil. weren't they jealous when Christine cooed over how brave you are, when you pointed out the branch that you fell from? (they don't need to know you fell off the lowest branch) she's your girlfriend now, because you are so brave, but she will only kiss you on the cheek, because you are a boy. you are hot **** (you learned to curse when your father exclaimed a new vocabulary when he saw you fall). don't tell them you fell out of the tree because you slipped on some rotten bark, and if they find out? the worms wriggling inside the dead wood attacked you like a more potent hydra than the one you learned about in class.