So you  say I may aleady know her
she might be right under my nose
then make her give me a kick
or stamp upon my toes
It could prove to be quite a help
as against the tide I am swimming
ok it surely will make me yelp
but I am so crap with women
One conclusion I've come to
I think the best by far
I'll never spot an admirer
even if she ran me down in a car