It's quite difficult to tell a really really good religious joke but I am confident that you'll love this one. There were three Irish Catholic women coming out of church after confession and they were exchanging information on their ****** sins they way you do, and the first one out of the confessional said she had done something so terrible she could never tell them for the shame and filth of it all, at all, at all, at all. The second one confessed to her friends that she had given herself one off the wrist and the priest had said to rinse her digits in the font and do three Hail Marys. The first woman said "Oh my God!" and put her hand up to her mouth at this. The third woman said she'd given her boyfriend a ******* in the back of his car and the priest had told her to wash herΒ Β mouth out with the holy font water and say ten Hail Marys. "Oh dear sweet Jesus, no," cried the first woman. The last two girls were really curious as to why the first woman was so shocked. "So what did you do?" they demanded, "You can't keep us all in suspense, at all, at all" they chorused. "All right," she said, hanging her head down in embarrassment. "I let me old man put his **** up me ******* last night, so I naturally used the font to cleanse me sins away." And the two women had thought someone had left a tasty bar of chocolate lying there for penitents to nibble on whilst mumbling their Hail Marys in atonement. \//.............................................................................\//