Waisted daze and wasted tights
I have lifted you fair behind,
For you do belong to me,
Tho the cart belongs to someone else.
Why should I keep rubbing you
When I know I've made you blue,
And why should I rekindle flames
when you're to blame
for making me so huge?
Apologies to Freddy Fender
Don't eschew me through the haze
Remember that you called me "Hefty"
I was your one and only,
My fair Dove Bar.
Why should I keep rubbing you
When I know I've made you blue,
And why should I rekindle flames
when you're to blame
for making me so huge?
Apologies to Freddy Fender
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