Didn't learn much from school
but for a poker-face, how
not to **** in his trousers
and the surpassing value of quick getaways
'Twas losing that did the trick
especially that business of losing in love
I van detestable, desirous of love but
minus mandatory leveragables
Ends up instead, in a specimen jar
at his local sleep lab, filed under
'Good for REM Experiments'
and HAARPs started playing at night
Couldn't keep up with gollums
pimps or clockwork candymen
dispensing their oranger shade of pale
so he called up the creator of love
Himself ..... got the real deal
Seems the goodly church retailers
excommunicated him, for knowing too much
So, finally, he decides, to read and write